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During confessions one day, the priest heard four different men confess to having had extramarital sex with Fannie Green. The name sounded vaguely familiar to the priest, but he could not place her as a parishioner.

Midway into mass the following Sunday this stupendous-looking blonde dressed entirely in green, including a pair of shiny patent leather shoes, saunters up to the front pew and takes her seat. With the shortness of her dress and her seating position, the priest was afforded a rather clear view.

The priest turned to the altar boy and whispered the question, "Is that Fannie Green?" The lad whispered back, "No, Father, I think that's just the reflection off her shoes."
 
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