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Has anyone lost £2,000 wrapped in elastic bands?

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A man was intense conversation at a bar with an attractive woman he desired to "score" with. Somewhere in the conversation the subject of his watch came up.
Said the man, "This is a special watch. It not only tells me the time but it tells me what's going to happen next.
She, asked, "And what is it telling you now?"
"It's telling me you aren't wearing any panties."
"Your watch is wrong. I AM wearing panties."

The man looks at his watch, taps it, shakes it, and exclaims, "Damn! It's running fast!"
 
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